... Dafa karo Mama ham KFC chalte hain ...

..
Beta: Mama, kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Mama: han agar aap mujhe Mcdonalds k spellings suna do to ..

Beta: kuch der soch ke bola dafa karo Mama ham KFC chalte hain. :-)..
..

... Baqi 69 Kahan Hain? ...

 ..
Eik KHUDKUSH Ny Bomb Ka Button Dabaya
But
Dhamaka Nahi Hua Wo Behosh Ho Gya
.
HOSPTAL Me Hosh Aya To Nurse Ko Dekhty Hi Bola
....
Alhamdolillah
.
Baqi 69 Kahan Hain?..

... Chatakh ...

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Ek Aadmi Aisa ROBOT Ghar laya jo jhoot Bolny per THAPPAR Marta tha

Beta: Papa aaj main School nhi jaunga Mery pait mein dard Hai (Chatakh)..

Bap: dekha! Apnay Jhoot bola is liay Aapko saza Mili,main jab aap Jitna tha to kabi Jhoot nhi bolta tha
...( Chatakh)

Wife: ( Hansty Huay):ap hi ka beta Hy...
...
( Chatakh ) ...
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.... Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai ....

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sahab k pas gaya.

Molvi sahab: Sana ati hai?

Pathan: sharmate hue...
...G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.

"Karachi Chalo"

1 Charsi Riksha me betha or bola:

"Karachi Chalo"

Rikshe Wala:Tum karachi me hi Khare Ho...

Charsi:Ye Lo 50 Rupay aur Ainda Itna Taiz Riksha Mat Chalana . . .

Meri to koi beti hi nahi hai ...

Judge: Tmhari akhri khawish kia he?

Mujrim: Apki beti se shadi, 1 mobile Nokia N73, 5 cror rupee,
U.S.A ka viza, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mujhe papa, or men un sbki shadi krwa dun us k baad ap jo fesla do mjy manzor hoga.

Judge: Hahahaha Meri to koi beti hi nahi hai ... Tango saalay ko..

Urdu Adab zindabaad !

Lakhnow me 2 bache lar rahe thay

1st: dekhie agr ap hamari bat nhe manenge to hum ap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shan me gustakhana Kalimat pesh karengy.

...2nd: To huzur phir hum b ap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe aesa tamancha baja laengay k gaal gulab ki manind khil uthay ga.:

Jokes SMS

1990 ...

Chokidar: Bhaiyon FAJAR Ka Waqt Ho Gya He Uth Jao'

2010 ...

Chokidaar: Night k Sms Pakage Walo Jaag Rahe Ho Tu NAMAZ Parh K Sona (,")

Dear Maths

A Cute sentence written by a child over his math's book.

"Dear maths, please grow up soon and start solving your problems yourself".

Pathaaaaan Jokes

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi,

Jab Drip END hone lagi

to us ne apne bhai se kaha:

Jao SISTER ko bula k lao,

Wo gaya

aur 3 din k bad Peshawr se apni BEHEN ko le aya..

JOKES

POLIO team Darwazy pe ayi.
Pathan: Begum Bandooq aur Cartoos kahan hain?

POLIO team bhagi ...
Pechy se pathan ne awaz di Ruko yeh to humray bachon k nam hein....