Meri to koi beti hi nahi hai ...

Judge: Tmhari akhri khawish kia he?

Mujrim: Apki beti se shadi, 1 mobile Nokia N73, 5 cror rupee,
U.S.A ka viza, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mujhe papa, or men un sbki shadi krwa dun us k baad ap jo fesla do mjy manzor hoga.

Judge: Hahahaha Meri to koi beti hi nahi hai ... Tango saalay ko..